Is it:
I got a Spiderman t-shirt.
I got Converse that are rotting off my feet.
I got a bad mustache,
a reoccurring rash,
and not a lot of cash.
I spend it on my stash.
Man it's good to be a geek.
Well it's good to be a geek.
It's good to be a creep.
It's good to draw my pictures
that no one will ever see.
It's good to be a geek.
It's good to be unknown.
It's good I'm never waiting
right beside the telephone
Cuz no one ever...
I play dungeons and dragons.
I got a 13th level halfling fighter thief,
got seven hit die on my backstab,
sometimes you know it's good to be a geek.
It's good to be a geek.
It's good to play the freak.
It's good to comb my mullet once every other week.
As far as I can see
It's good to play the Wii,
Then stay up painting miniatures til 2 or 3
Cuz no one ever...
Chorus:
Someday I'll learn to play guitar
Start up a band and be a star
And when you wind up pumping gas
Just fill 'er up and kiss my ass.
I'm addicted to Star Trek.
I'm a Klingon speaking federation freak.
I find I'm more inclined
to spend the bulk of my time
on the starship enterprise
than talking to girls I meet.
Well I never get the girl,
but I like to be alone,
cuz I can always masturbate when there's no one home.
it's good to have a plan.
it's good to be the man.
it's good to download porno from a website in Japan
cuz no one ever...
(Chorus)
Ninth grade is when I got the swirlie.
tenth grade is when I got the indian burn.
four years of continuous wedgies,
wore nine pairs of briefs so they could all get a turn.
someday I'll buy a fancy condo.
someday I'll drive a car that's more than your house.
someday you'll kiss my ass.
It's good to make some noise!
it's good to scream outloud!
it's good to feel immortal,
like your last name is McCloud!
it's good to be a geek!
its good to be unseen!
its good to watch the Wrath of Khan on a plasma screen!
it's good to be a geek.
it's good to be the man.
it's good to download porno from a website in Japan!
It's good to be a geek.
It's good to be unknown.
It's good I'm never waiting
right beside the telephone,
Cuz no one ever...
I got a bad mustache,
a reoccurring rash,
and not a lot of cash.
I spend it on my stash.
Man it's good to be a geek.
You know Ive gone in debt
To look like Boba Fett.
I got my Holland set
Although it makes me sweat.
Man it's good to be a geek.
This is called "Hail to the Geeks" by the Deaf Pedestrians
